Why Men Don't Listen And Women Can't Read Maps: How We're Different and What To Do About It: Lessons Women Need To Know About Men - Tapa blanda

The Little book of sound advice which tells you how to get on with your partner. Each page has a little truism to help women deal with their man's little foibles...

The first rule of talking to a man: keep it simple! Only give him one thing to talk about.

A man can either speak or listen. He can't do both. That's why when men talk to other men they take turns.

Many Men think monogamy is what furniture is made out of.

Men prefer looks to brains because most men can see better than they think

Men can't find things in fridges, cupboards and drawers.

One in eight men are colour blind to either red blue or green and most have little ability to match patterns and designs. That's why it's easy to spot a single man.

Men can only do one thing at a time. For a man to talk during sex he needs to stop what he's doing.

To get a man to listen, give him advance notice, provide an agenda and put a time limit on it.

Men give their penis a name because they don't want a stranger making 99% of their decisions for them.