The Great Turtle Drive

A young cowboy comes up with an ingenious scheme to make his fortune--he will round up a herd of turtles and and lead them along the dusty frontier trails on a turtle drive to Frenchy's Gourmet Eating Establishment and Pizza Parlor, a restaurant whose specialty is turtle soup.

d join an entrepreneurial young cowboy and a million dollars' worth of turtles in a twisted tall tale set in the Wild West.  Someone's got to supply the turtles to Frenchy's Gourmet Eating Establishment and Pizza Parlor, where the house specialty is--you guessed it--turtle soup, and our hero reckons it might as well be him.  Soon he's roaming the wide frontier, lumbering turtles in tow.  There's a fortune waiting for him at Frenchy's--if he ever gets there!